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Wangster isn’t just a bettor. He’s a vibe.
With a lifetime win rate rumored to be over 110% (because math is optional), Wangster brings a mind-boggling combination of intuition, analytics, superstition, and breakfast-based prophecies to every pick.
His secret formula:
20% stats
30% vibes
40% “my gut says so”
10% the way the dog barked this morning
What You Get
The Wangster Edge™
Daily Picks — Handcrafted with precision and zero accountability.
Wanglytics™ — Proprietary analytics that look impressive even if you don’t know what they mean.
Live Reactions — Watch Wangster scream at the TV in real-time.
Confidence You Haven’t Earned — Included free with every membership.
Membership Tiers
Free Plan
One weekly pick
Access to the blog
Motivational GIFs
Pro Wangster
Daily picks
Access to Wanglytics™
Ability to say “my guy said this would hit”
Elite Degenerate Circle
Direct text messages from Wangster
Parlay breakdowns
A handwritten apology when a pick loses
Testimonials
(Definitely Real People)
*“I didn’t believe at first. Now I still don’t, but I’m up $37.” — david t.
*“My wife left me. But the picks? Chef’s kiss.” — steve d.
*“I think he might actually be psychic.” — Anonymous (Wangster’s Mom)
The Wangster Way: Bet Bold. Win Bigger.
The Wangster Way: Bet Bold. Win Bigger.
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